unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via allantruong)

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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(via egberts)

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(via oh-my-fandoms)

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

(via oh-my-fandoms)

skinnyscottish:

Sherlock’s facial expressions in His Last Vow (Part - 1)

(via loversof221b)

dragon-of-the-stars:

thinkingingallifreyan:

evannabadasslovegood:

I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:

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Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!

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Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.

When I added this to my queue originally, it had FOURTEEN notes.

HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME

(via oh-my-fandoms)

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

(via oh-my-fandoms)